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The Oyster Smack Inn

3.0 star property
your current months are February, 2025 and March, 2025.
February 2025
March 2025

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Exterior
TV
Private kitchen
Superior Double Room | Bathroom
Free WiFi

Reviews

9.0 out of 10
Wonderful

Popular amenities

  • Bar
  • Breakfast available
  • Housekeeping
  • Parking included
  • Free WiFi
  • Restaurant

Explore the area

Map
112 Station Rd, Burnham-on-Crouch, England, CM0 8HR
  • Mangapps Railway Museum
    ‪3 min drive‬
  • Cliffs Pavilion
    ‪36 min drive‬
  • Adventure Island
    ‪36 min drive‬
  • London (STN-Stansted)
    ‪78 min drive‬

Room options

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Superior Double Room

Superior Double Room

  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Sofa Bed and 1 King Bed

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Luxury Double Room

Luxury Double Room

  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Sofa Bed and 1 King Bed

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Classic Double Room

Classic Double Room

  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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Deluxe Double Room

Deluxe Double Room

  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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About the area

Burnham-on-Crouch

Located in Burnham-on-Crouch, The Oyster Smack Inn is within a 5-minute drive of Mangapps Railway Museum and Ramblers Stadium. .This hotel is 11.1 mi (17.9 km) from St. Peter-on-the-Wall and 13.1 mi (21.1 km) from Marsh Farm Country Park.

What's nearby

  • Cliffs Pavilion - 36 min drive
  • Adventure Island - 36 min drive
  • Southend Pier - 36 min drive
  • Thorpe Bay Beach - 61 min drive
  • Southend Beach - 61 min drive

Getting around

  • Burnham-On-Crouch Station - 8 min walk
  • London (SEN-Southend) - 51 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Parlour Cafe - ‬6 min drive
  • ‪The Kings Head - ‬5 min drive
  • ‪The Queens Head - ‬7 min walk
  • ‪Barbeque King - ‬1 min walk
  • ‪Deb's Diner Burnham - ‬5 min drive

About this property

The Oyster Smack Inn

Hotel in Burnham-on-Crouch with a restaurant and a bar
The Oyster Smack Inn offers 10 accommodations with hair dryers. This Burnham-on-Crouch hotel provides complimentary wireless Internet access, with a speed of 25+ Mbps. Bathrooms include showers. Housekeeping is provided daily.
Make yourself at home in one of the 10 guestrooms. Complimentary wireless internet access is available to keep you connected. Bathrooms have showers and hair dryers.
At The Oyster Smack Inn, enjoy a satisfying meal at the restaurant. Quench your thirst with your favorite drink at the bar/lounge. Continental breakfasts are available daily from 8:00 AM to 10:00 AM for a fee.
The front desk is staffed during limited hours. Free self parking is available onsite.
A hosted evening meal is available for a surcharge daily (reservations required).
The Oyster Smack Inn has a restaurant on site.

Languages

English

Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
  • In-room WiFi speed: 25+ Mbps
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and public transport

  • Free self-parking on site
  • Limited on-site parking

Food and drink

  • Continental breakfast available for a fee daily 8:00 AM–10:00 AM: GBP 8.95 for adults and GBP 8.95 for children
  • 1 restaurant
  • 1 bar
  • Hosted evening meal available daily for a fee of GBP 0.0

Guest services

  • Daily housekeeping
  • Front desk (limited hours)

Accessibility

  • This property does not have any lifts

Room amenities

Bedroom

  • Heating

Bathroom

  • Hairdryer
  • Private bathroom
  • Shampoo
  • Shower
  • Soap
  • Toilet paper
  • Towels

Entertainment

  • TV

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 2:00 PM; Check-in end time: 9:00 PM
Minimum check-in age: 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11:00 AM

Special check-in instructions

The front desk is open daily from 8:00 AM - 9:30 PM
Front desk staffed during limited hours
If you are planning to arrive after 9:00 PM please contact the property in advance using the information on the booking confirmation

Access methods

Front desk (limited hours), lockbox

Pets

Pets not allowed

Children and extra beds

Children are welcome

Payment types

Important information

Optional extras

  • Fee for continental breakfast: approximately GBP 8.95 for adults and GBP 8.95 for children
  • Hosted evening meal: GBP 0.0

The above list may not be comprehensive. Fees and deposits may not include tax and are subject to change.

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
This property accepts credit cards, debit cards, and cash

We should mention

This property does not have elevators

The Oyster Smack Inn Reviews

Reviews

9.0

Wonderful

Rating 10 - Excellent. 1 out of 2 reviews" "
Rating 8 - Good. 1 out of 2 reviews" "
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9.0/10

Cleanliness

9.0/10

Staff & service

8.0/10

Amenities

8.0/10

Property conditions & facilities

8.0/10

Eco-friendliness

Reviews

8/10 Good

peter, cropwell butler

Business traveller
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Perfect for a 1 night work trip
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2024

10/10 Excellent

Per

Business traveller
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 2 nights in Jan 2025