Since hotel reviews (I think) should be helping identify differntiating factors instead of narratives that are more common for restaurants, here's a recap of my experience at Hotel Long Beach during the World Cup.
Pro:
-beautiful facilities, well-maintained grounds and pool with beach views
-friendly staff and good poolside service
-had what appeared to be a bodyguard at night which, despite not feeling that unsafe in Canoa, was a nice touch.
- Hammocks!! - we seemed to be the only people using them, but they were a nice way to relax
- strong AC - a must even in the winter season!
- 10 min or so walk to the beach barracas, about 15 min walk to Broadway
- will arrange all types of excursions for you (dune buggy, quadbike, sailing, massage, horseback riding) without having to deal with pushy guides up on Broadway
- breakfast buffet was good, not great. A variety of fruit, cakes, juices, and hot items that seemed standard for a Brazilian breakfast during our trip.
- Great pool in the Canoa cresecent shape. Also have a lap pool in an adjacent area.
Con:
-Wifi was quite spotty throughout the site (rooms or common areas)
-Beds were quite hard in our opinion.
- room wasn't very bright even with lights turned on
- seemed to have a hard time containing insects during meals, was quite buggy.