"Wyndham Garden Inn Ann Arbor – Just Sleep in Your Car"
This place advertises a hotel experience, but what you get is a rundown mess. The only positives? We had a clean bed (lucky?) and it's a decent location. Everything else is a disaster.
The room looks like it survived a riot—chunks of wood missing from the desk, a single stained chair, rusted light fixtures, and carpets full of mystery marks. Dirty light switches. The walls are scuffed and chipped, the ceiling is cracked and crumbling. Exposed extension cords are used to power lamps, the alarm clock, and TV—a fire hazard waiting to happen.
The bathroom? There was a parade of ants coming out of the wall. The toilet refilled at a snail’s pace (you can literally only flush ONCE every 30 minutes), and the shower head is mounted near stomach level, and sprays sideways on the bathroom floor. Oh, and there’s mold and cracks everywhere—because of course there is.
The breakfast area? Sticky floors so bad that it nearly peeled my shoes off. And the hotel bar that they advertise? Never open—because why follow through on anything?
To top it off, they deactivated all guest key cards at 9 AM, ensuring a final inconvenience as we packed up on our way out.
If you think lowly of yourself and enjoy filth, false advertising, and frustration, this place is for you. Otherwise, sleep in your car—it’s cleaner and works better.