Limited words so bear with me.
No wi-fi or internet anywhere in Hotel
No Casino
No Restaurant
Not nestled on beach, quite a way up a side street
No coffee/tea makers in room, only tiny kettle
No front desk exists, only owner sitting in bar with feet up watching tv
Checked in 3pm, no room ready, supposed to be able to check in at 2pm
Tv in room had no remote and I couldn't reach buttons, so couldn't use
We had en-suite but very tiny, not good for "ample" people.
Bathroom light cord was snapped high up, being small I couldn't reach it, so couldn't be used.
Toilet on step, again being small, my feet dangled
No Daily housekeeping, room was dirty when we arrived (see photos)and wasn't touched while we were there
No cleaning been done in months
Bin in bathroom had previous occupants rubbish in it
Towels were ripped and dirty asked for others but never got them, bedding was well worn bed was solid made unprofessionally with what looks like pallets.
I asked for iron board, housekeeper had to go to different hotel for it, couldn't use it (look at photos)
Socket in tiny corner area of room away from mirrors and whatnot
Payment was a nightmare, they couldn't get it to go through the machine, was cancelled 3 times, asked for cash. Checked bank and payment was taken, got home and a few days later got call asking for money, somehow payment was "bounced back" gave card details 3 times, they still had trouble, I had to transfer it to them, but they gave me private account and not hotels