We wrote a little song (to be sung to the 12 days of Christmas) to describe our experience at the warf:
On the first day of London, Apartment Wharf gave to me no hot water and cold showers for the family.
On the second day of London, Apartment Wharf gave to me 2 broken doorknobs, no hot water and cold showers for the family.
On the third day of London, Apartment Wharf gave to me 3 drips from leaky faucets, 2 broken doorknobs, no hot water and cold showers for the family.
On the fourth day of London, Apartment Wharf gave to me 4 more cold showers, 3 drips from leaky faucets, 2 broken doorknobs, no hot water and cold showers for the family.
On the fifth day of London, Apartment Wharf gave to me 5 splintered door thresholds, 4 more cold showers, 3 drips from leaky faucets, 2 broken doorknobs, no hot water and cold showers for the family.
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Not to mention flickering light bulbs, uncomfortable and outdated furniture including nearly broken chairs, broken exhaust fans, stained carpets, an extensive but unnecessary set of rules, and appliances that did not work.